A Florida man knew he was too drunk to drive, but he really, really wanted some tacos. So rather than endanger lives and property, he walked a quarter-mile to the Taco Bell. It was so late only the drive-through was open, but when he walked up to the window they told him no tacos for you. The rules are clear: to be served at the drive-through you have to be in a car.

So what did this moron do to get his tacos? Click here to find out.